George H.W. Bush

George H.W. Bush was in his front yard mowing his grass when little George W. came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox.

W opened it, looked in, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

As the elder Bush was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little W. came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his son’s actions, George (senior) asked him, “Is something wrong?”

To which he replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”