Aug
Mark and Jessica are sitting in school.
Jessica is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.
“Jessica, who created Heaven and Earth?” Mark sees Jessica sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty! !” Exclaimed Jessica.
“Correct.” Says the teacher.
So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up “Who created Heaven and Earth?” Jessica (Again sleeping) is poked by Mark’s pencil “Jesus Christ almighty!” she exclaims.
“Correct again.” Says the teacher.
So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Jessica “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jessica (again sleeping) is poked by Mark’s pencil again, and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!”
