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Aug
Aug
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, bee lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”
“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.
A few days later the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal consultation.
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