28
Jul
Jul
I got arrested for breaking and entering. In court I said, “I didn’t do it.”
The judge said, “you were caught with burglar tools in your possession.”
I said, “in that case you can charge me with rape.”
He said, “did you really rape someone?”
I said, “No, but I had the tools in my possession.”
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