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An elderly couple sat in their porch rockers watching a beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days. Suddenly, the wife turns to her husband and said “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and how you would just casually reach over and take my hand?”
The man looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her hand in his..
“Honey, do you remember how, after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and surprise me with a kiss on the cheek?”
The man slowly leaned over and gave her a soft kiss on her cheek.
Growing bolder, the wife said “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?”
The man rose from his rocker and headed into the house. Confused, the woman asked, “Where are you going?”
“To get my teeth,” he yelled.
