Instant barbecues

A Blonde went into her local hardware store and bought two instant barbecues — the ones with the pictures of succulent foods on the lid.

The next day, she returned one of these to the customer service desk at the store complaining that there was no food inside! The assistant patiently told her that these were just barbecue trays and that the food was not supplied with them.

“Oh dear” the woman said. “I’d better take the other one out of the freezer then.”