Nursing Home Sleeping Aid

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home.

‘I’ve been sleeping really well these past few weeks,’ Ralph says.

‘Why?’ Patty asks. ‘Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?’

‘Yes,’ Ralph says. ‘Every night I’m given an glass of warm milk and viagra.’

‘Why are they giving you viagra?’ she asks.

‘I don’t know,’ Ralph says.

Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.

‘The warm milk helps him sleep,’ the nurse says.

‘But why the viagra?’ Patty asks.

‘Oh,’ the nurse says. ‘That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.’